She was simply very beautiful; My heart and mind Geya Jhool; I gave her a Red Rose ka Phool; Woh Kar Gyi Mere Saath Chull; She turned out to be my Life's biggest Bhull! |
There once was a lady, Eileen, Who lived on distilled kerosene. But she started absorbin' A new hydrocarbon And since then she's never benzene! |