Monday SMS

  • Dear God,<br />
There is a bug in your software... it's called Monday, please fix it!Upload to Facebook
    Dear God,
    There is a bug in your software... it's called Monday, please fix it!
  • Mondays aren't so bad... it's my job that sucks!Upload to Facebook
    Mondays aren't so bad... it's my job that sucks!
  • Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is!Upload to Facebook
    Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is!
  • Look at the bright side at least Mondays only happen once a week.<br />
Have a very happy Monday!Upload to Facebook
    Look at the bright side at least Mondays only happen once a week.
    Have a very happy Monday!
  • Dear Lazy Employees,<br />
You bloody don't like to work at all and then you blame me.<br />
Sincerely,<br />
MondayUpload to Facebook
    Dear Lazy Employees,
    You bloody don't like to work at all and then you blame me.
    Sincerely,
    Monday
  • Tuesdays are so useless. No no one likes them. They're like a second Monday!Upload to Facebook
    Tuesdays are so useless. No no one likes them. They're like a second Monday!
  • Don't listen to those who tell you to `Stop Dreaming 
and Face Reality`.<br />
Just keep reiterating to yourself to `Keep Dreaming 
and Make It a Reality`.<br />
Have a blessed Monday!Upload to Facebook
    Don't listen to those who tell you to "Stop Dreaming and Face Reality".
    Just keep reiterating to yourself to "Keep Dreaming and Make It a Reality".
    Have a blessed Monday!
  • Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.<br />
Have a fresh start to the week!Upload to Facebook
    Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.
    Have a fresh start to the week!
  • I know every day is a gift; but where's the receipt for Mondays?<br />
I want to exchange it for another Friday!
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    I know every day is a gift; but where's the receipt for Mondays?
    I want to exchange it for another Friday!
  • LIFE is like a Racquet game.<br />
If we want to win, we need to:<br />
Serve Well
Return Well
Face Crucial Moments Calmly
And remember game starts with `LOVE ALL`!<br />
Have a happy Monday!Upload to Facebook
    LIFE is like a Racquet game.
    If we want to win, we need to:
    Serve Well Return Well Face Crucial Moments Calmly And remember game starts with "LOVE ALL"!
    Have a happy Monday!
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