Dear God, There is a bug in your software... it's called Monday, please fix it! |
Mondays aren't so bad... it's my job that sucks! |
Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is! |
Look at the bright side at least Mondays only happen once a week. Have a very happy Monday! |
Dear Lazy Employees, You bloody don't like to work at all and then you blame me. Sincerely, Monday |
Tuesdays are so useless. No no one likes them. They're like a second Monday! |
Don't listen to those who tell you to "Stop Dreaming
and Face Reality". Just keep reiterating to yourself to "Keep Dreaming and Make It a Reality". Have a blessed Monday! |
Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway. Have a fresh start to the week! |
I know every day is a gift; but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday! |
LIFE is like a Racquet game. If we want to win, we need to: Serve Well Return Well Face Crucial Moments Calmly And remember game starts with "LOVE ALL"! Have a happy Monday! |