What do pigs use in the shower? Hogwash! |
Dear Vegetarians, If you want to save animals then why are you eating their food? |
You know Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother... Sudden Lee! |
Tried to peel a pomegranate. Took me Anaar! |
Did you hear the one about the greedy peanut butter? I am not telling you. You might spread it! |
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto! |
Bunty: Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet? Pappu: Brochure! |
Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert! |
People say being a waiter is a bad job. ...but, hey, it puts food on the table! |
What did the computer say to the other after a 16-hour car ride? "Damn that was a hard drive!" |