Drugs don't ruin your career. Drugs tests do. |
Old quarters -backs never retire. They just pass away! |
I went to the fights, and a hockey game broke out. |
Handicapped Golfer: A man who plays golf with his wife! |
Golf: The only game that depreciates above par! |
I wondered why the cricket ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. |
A golf course is a site to be holed! |
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drawn too? |