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Upload to Facebook Your phone collects more data about you than any implanted microchip would! -
Upload to Facebook Computers are really, really stupid. That's why programming is hard. They won't do anything unless you explicitly tell them to do it! -
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Upload to Facebook New Tech Guy: Our devices are now 100% secure.
Boss: How did you do that?
New Tech Guy: I turned them all off! -
Upload to Facebook If anyone keeps talking into air, thinking there are 100 people around listening - we used to call it delusion and now it's called webinar! -
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Upload to Facebook I am seriously thinking of deleting my social media accounts. Otherwise, I would never be left with any time to use all the knowledge and wisdom gathered from all my social media accounts! -
Upload to Facebook To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word!
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