Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession! |
A woman at airport security check: May I go through again? Security Officer: But why? Woman: I am trying to find something in my purse! |
Most women look for a man with a career, good personality, bank balance and a sense of humour... . . . . . . . . . . . because 'opposites' attract! |
Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you! |
A woman may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided and even downright foolish... but she is never ever wrong! |
When a woman says, 'Fine, Go Ahead'! It's a dare, not permission. Do not do it! |
Sometimes women agree with their husbands, just to see the fear, anxiety and nervous confusion on their faces! |
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they're placed around your throat she's probably slightly upset! |
Women say that men should come with instructions... what's the point? Have you ever seen a woman actually read the instructions? |
Hard life for women: Men will not be nice to you if you are not good looking... and women will not be nice to you if you are! |