Women SMS

  • Why do women have small feet?<br/>
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!Upload to Facebook
    Why do women have small feet?
    So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!
  • One can learn a lot about a woman by ignoring her Messages!Upload to Facebook
    One can learn a lot about a woman by ignoring her Messages!
  • Typical Girl:<br />
Last Name - Ever. <br />
First Name - Don't talk to me!Upload to Facebook
    Typical Girl:
    Last Name - Ever.
    First Name - Don't talk to me!
  • Behind every great woman, there's an even greater bum!Upload to Facebook
    Behind every great woman, there's an even greater bum!
  • Moments in the life of a HOUSEWIFE:<br />
Most irritating moments - Morning alarms<br />
Most difficult task - To decide menu for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner<br />
Most dreadful journey - Way to the Kitchen<br />
Most lovely time - Friends, Music and when kids are at school<br />
Most tragic news - Maid is on holiday<br />
Most wonderful news - When weighing machine says, workout is really working.<br />
Most happy moment - Cash in hand for shopping!Upload to Facebook
    Moments in the life of a HOUSEWIFE:
    Most irritating moments - Morning alarms
    Most difficult task - To decide menu for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
    Most dreadful journey - Way to the Kitchen
    Most lovely time - Friends, Music and when kids are at school
    Most tragic news - Maid is on holiday
    Most wonderful news - When weighing machine says, workout is really working.
    Most happy moment - Cash in hand for shopping!
  • 3 words more beautiful for a married woman than I Love You:<br/>
No Cooking Today!Upload to Facebook
    3 words more beautiful for a married woman than I Love You:
    No Cooking Today!
  • Mobiles are like women:<br/>
Talk non-stop<br/>
Costs a fortune<br/>
Disturbs when you're busy<br/>
And when you need them urgently, they have no service!Upload to Facebook
    Mobiles are like women:
    Talk non-stop
    Costs a fortune
    Disturbs when you're busy
    And when you need them urgently, they have no service!
  • A woman saying `I am not mad at you` is like a dentist saying `You won't feel a thing`!Upload to Facebook
    A woman saying "I am not mad at you" is like a dentist saying "You won't feel a thing"!
  • It's better to arrive late... than to arrive ugly!Upload to Facebook
    It's better to arrive late... than to arrive ugly!
  • A woman is always right.<br />
She may sometimes be confused, misinformed, bitchy, stubborn, unchangeable and may be a little emotional now and then... but never wrong!Upload to Facebook
    A woman is always right.
    She may sometimes be confused, misinformed, bitchy, stubborn, unchangeable and may be a little emotional now and then... but never wrong!
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