Why do women have small feet? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink! |
One can learn a lot about a woman by ignoring her Messages! |
Typical Girl: Last Name - Ever. First Name - Don't talk to me! |
Behind every great woman, there's an even greater bum! |
Moments in the life of a HOUSEWIFE: Most irritating moments - Morning alarms Most difficult task - To decide menu for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner Most dreadful journey - Way to the Kitchen Most lovely time - Friends, Music and when kids are at school Most tragic news - Maid is on holiday Most wonderful news - When weighing machine says, workout is really working. Most happy moment - Cash in hand for shopping! |
3 words more beautiful for a married woman than I Love You: No Cooking Today! |
Mobiles are like women: Talk non-stop Costs a fortune Disturbs when you're busy And when you need them urgently, they have no service! |
A woman saying "I am not mad at you" is like a dentist saying "You won't feel a thing"! |
It's better to arrive late... than to arrive ugly! |
A woman is always right. She may sometimes be confused, misinformed, bitchy, stubborn, unchangeable and may be a little emotional now and then... but never wrong! |