Who said women can't drive? They can drive you crazy! |
No one has more to say than a woman who says she doesn't want to talk about it! |
I've been very careful and didn't give my wife any reason to be upset with me during the last week. Now she's upset with me because I am not giving her any reason to be upset with me. Women are unbelievable! |
Girls can apologize when they sneeze but not when they are wrong! |
Women are not telling the truth when they say they love their kids more than their husbands. For instance, a woman can leave her kids all day with a female neighbour but will never leave her husband alone for even one minute with the same neighbour! |
The seven stages in a woman's life: 1) Infant 2) Child 3) Miss 4) Very young woman 5) Young woman 6) Young woman 7) Graceful lady |
Cooking for 2 hours just to eat for 10 minutes is the biggest scam in the world. ~ A frustrated housewife |
Define A Woman: Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door but she won't sit because she is getting late! |
Women have 4 types of showers: 1. A quick body wash 2. Hair and body wash 3. #YASQUEEN (Exfoliate, shave, condition hair) 4. Stare at the wall, evaluate all life decisions, and hope the water washes away your stress! |
How old am I? If I were a bottle of wine, you couldn't afford me; And if I were a bottle of whiskey, you couldn't handle me! |