When wife complains too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear. |
A faithful husband is one whose alimony cheque is always on time. |
PRAYER is a state of mind, where an amazing exchange happens! We hand over our worries to God and He hands over His blessings to us! |
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself, another piece of cake. |
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! |
I said NO to drugs, but they wouldn't listen! |
It's not the bullet that kills you, It's the hole! |
I'm 500 per cent against inflation. |
A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend. |
Keep the dream alive: hit the snooze button. |