I'm not a hard drinker- I actually find it very easy. |
Never buy a car you can't push. |
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. |
Never piss off someone with more spare time than you! |
Why is that a nose runs and feet smell? |
The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other parent. |
Moonlighting - The sun's other job! |
If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight? |
My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus. |
What does one plant to grow seedless watermelon? |