Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty. |
Always learn from mistake of others who take your advice. |
Chemistry jokes are 'So dium' funny. |
Sometimes it takes me more than 8 hours to get nothing done. |
Today is the first day of the rest of the mess. |
Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. |
Most rules of thumb suck. |
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself, another piece of cake. |
I said NO to drugs, but they wouldn't listen! |
Having one child makes you a parent; Having two you are a referee. |