I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. |
It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere. |
The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker. |
Tips- Wages we pay to other people's hired help. |
Why it is called lipstick if you can still move your lips? |
Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat. |
A speech is like a bicycle wheel - the longer the spoke, the greater the tire. |
A handkerchief should be called 'Cold' storage. |
A thousand words are worth a picture... and they load faster, too. |
When nothing goes right, roll up and pass it to the left. |