Happy marriages usually end in death! |
A bachelor is a man with an unalterable view point. |
Intuition: A fictitious quality in women - really suspicion! |
Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers! |
A bachelor is a man with an unalterable view point. |
Some fellows believe in dreams until they marry one. |
When wife complains too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear. |
A faithful husband is one whose alimony cheque is always on time. |
Alimony is what a woman charges for name-dropping. |
A husband who gets his breakfast in bed... is in hospital! |