News and Politics SMS

  • I don't know why people are against Nirmala Sitharaman.<br/>
She has done nothing!Upload to Facebook
    I don't know why people are against Nirmala Sitharaman.
    She has done nothing!
  • Punjab assembly should be dissolved immediately and elections should be announced at the earliest so that we can also avail of the free Corona vaccine offer!<br/>
#ElectionPromiseBiharUpload to Facebook
    Punjab assembly should be dissolved immediately and elections should be announced at the earliest so that we can also avail of the free Corona vaccine offer!
    #ElectionPromiseBihar
  • Jab Tak Dawai Nahi, Tab Tak Dhilai Nahi;<br/>

Lekin Jahan Jahan Election Hain, Wahan Yeh Apply Nahi!<br/>
#COVID19 #Vaccine #BiharElectionsUpload to Facebook
    Jab Tak Dawai Nahi, Tab Tak Dhilai Nahi;
    Lekin Jahan Jahan Election Hain, Wahan Yeh Apply Nahi!
    #COVID19 #Vaccine #BiharElections
  • We tried an experiment here in Texas. I asked my son to wear a Biden 2020 T-shirt to see how he gets treated.<br/>
He has been slapped twice, spit on 4 times and hit on the head with a beer bottle. Next step, we are going to send him outside and see how strangers react!Upload to Facebook
    We tried an experiment here in Texas. I asked my son to wear a Biden 2020 T-shirt to see how he gets treated.
    He has been slapped twice, spit on 4 times and hit on the head with a beer bottle. Next step, we are going to send him outside and see how strangers react!
  • The boating store was having a big sale on canoes.<br/>
It was quite the oar deal!Upload to Facebook
    The boating store was having a big sale on canoes.
    It was quite the oar deal!
  • What is the fastest way to get Trump to change a light bulb?<br/>
Tell him Obama installed it!Upload to Facebook
    What is the fastest way to get Trump to change a light bulb?
    Tell him Obama installed it!
  • Congratulations, Trump!<br/>
You finally passed a test!
#POTUSCOVIDUpload to Facebook
    Congratulations, Trump!
    You finally passed a test! #POTUSCOVID
  • Anil Ambani: I have just 1 car.<br/>
UK Court: Which car?  <br/>
Anil Ambani: Modi Sar'car'!Upload to Facebook
    Anil Ambani: I have just 1 car.
    UK Court: Which car?
    Anil Ambani: Modi Sar'car'!
  • Breaking NEWS:<br/>
The central government is requesting BMC to clear Chinese encroachment at Ladakh after seeing their quick action against Kangana Ranaut's office!Upload to Facebook
    Breaking NEWS:
    The central government is requesting BMC to clear Chinese encroachment at Ladakh after seeing their quick action against Kangana Ranaut's office!
  • 3 of our most powerful agencies investigated the Sushant Singh suicide and discovered the following earth-shattering facts:<br/>

-Sushant smoked weed<br/>
-Rhea bought him the weed<br/>
-Weed is illegal<br/>
-Rhea must be punished!Upload to Facebook
    3 of our most powerful agencies investigated the Sushant Singh suicide and discovered the following earth-shattering facts:
    -Sushant smoked weed
    -Rhea bought him the weed
    -Weed is illegal
    -Rhea must be punished!
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