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Advani Ji: I Love You BJP. BJP: I Love You Too, But As A Friend. Maine Kabhi Tumhare Baare Mein Kabhi Us Tarike Se Nahi Socha! |
AAP currently facing criticism for not currently doing any work in Delhi while protesting against not being allowed to do work in Delhi! |
Aamir Khan: Thanda Matlab? Rahul Gandhi: Shikanji! |
In the last few days- Modiji has been threatened. Ravish Kumar has been threatened. Barkha Dutt has been threatened. Rana Ayyub, Jignesh Mevani, even Umar Khalid has been threatened. Advaniji is still feeling left out! |
Yogi govt is all set to rename Allahabad as Prayagraj. A really good step! Changing names is the key to development. For example - Yogi Adityanath was a nobody when he was called Ajay Singh Bisht! |
Petrol Pehle 1 Paisa Sasta Hua, Phir 7 Paise Aur Ab 15 Paise... Bas Yahi Achhe Din Hain! |
This is the right time to invest, Govt. has slashed fuel prices by 7 paise! |
Finally Govt. has taken up the issue of fuel price hike seriously with petroleum companies. Petrol price has been reduced by full 1 paisa! |
Patanjali launches SIM cards. Now non-veg jokes will get converted into veg jokes and get delivered! |