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  • COWIN overtakes TINDER to become the hardest app to get a date on!Upload to Facebook
    COWIN overtakes TINDER to become the hardest app to get a date on!
  • Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen. They are calling it 'Peekaboo' virus.</br>
Doctors are sending anyone with 'Peekaboo', straight to 'ICU'.Upload to Facebook
    Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen. They are calling it 'Peekaboo' virus.
    Doctors are sending anyone with 'Peekaboo', straight to 'ICU'.
  • Wisdom during COVID19 times</br>
Lockdown `I Die`</br>
No Lockdown `All Die`</br></br>

Lockdown `No Human Right`</br>
No Lockdown `No Human Left`</br></br>

Lockdown `I See You`</br>
No Lockdown `ICU`Upload to Facebook
    Wisdom during COVID19 times
    Lockdown "I Die"
    No Lockdown "All Die"

    Lockdown "No Human Right"
    No Lockdown "No Human Left"

    Lockdown "I See You"
    No Lockdown "ICU"
  • `When COVID is over` is starting to sound like `When I get Abs...`Upload to Facebook
    "When COVID is over" is starting to sound like "When I get Abs..."
  • As per the divorce settlement, Melinda Gates will keep the house and Bill Gates will keep the Windows!Upload to Facebook
    As per the divorce settlement, Melinda Gates will keep the house and Bill Gates will keep the Windows!
  • Don't know who made this but it's spot on!</br>
Sacrificed the nation for winning a state.</br>
Lost both!Upload to Facebook
    Don't know who made this but it's spot on!
    Sacrificed the nation for winning a state.
    Lost both!
  • Our marriage isn't working.</br></br>

~ Bill Gates.</br></br>

Have you tried turning it off and on again?Upload to Facebook
    Our marriage isn't working.

    ~ Bill Gates.

    Have you tried turning it off and on again?
  • After Bill Gates and Hrithik Roshan's divorce, one thing is confirmed that girls don't fall for money or looks!My wife specializes in Sighcology!Upload to Facebook
    After Bill Gates and Hrithik Roshan's divorce, one thing is confirmed that girls don't fall for money or looks!My wife specializes in Sighcology!
  • Bill and Melinda Gates soon to get a divorce.<br/>
Hence proved that even the world's richest man cannot keep his wife happy!Upload to Facebook
    Bill and Melinda Gates soon to get a divorce.
    Hence proved that even the world's richest man cannot keep his wife happy!
  • Mamta Banerjee is now the Bae of Bengal!Upload to Facebook
    Mamta Banerjee is now the Bae of Bengal!
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