When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. |
Arguing with a fool only proves that there are two. |
Old programmers never die, they just lose their memory! |
Don't take life seriously, until you're sick. |
Patience - What you have when you don't know what to do next. |
Someday is not a day of the week. |
Anyone who isn't paranoid simply isn't paying attention. |
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. |
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! |
Never stand between a dog and a hydrant. |