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  • Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and you can bang his wife every weekend.Upload to Facebook
    Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and you can bang his wife every weekend.
    ~ Walt Whitman
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  • Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and you can bang his wife every weekend.Upload to Facebook
    Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and you can bang his wife every weekend.
    ~ Walt Whitman
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  • When newly married, the position is called 69. After a few years, it's 96 since the couples sleep with their backs towards each other.Upload to Facebook
    When newly married, the position is called 69. After a few years, it's 96 since the couples sleep with their backs towards each other.
    ~ JD Ghai
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  • Everybody is asshole in his own unique way.Upload to Facebook
    Everybody is asshole in his own unique way.
    ~ JD Ghai
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  • If they had publicized Corona causes impotency, not a single man would be on the streets.Upload to Facebook
    If they had publicized Corona causes impotency, not a single man would be on the streets.
    ~ Roxanne Davur
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  • My brother stick to your normal 2 rounds with your wife. If you start going 6 due to this lockdown she might want to know who's been getting the extra 4 all this while. May wisdom be with you.Upload to Facebook
    My brother stick to your normal 2 rounds with your wife. If you start going 6 due to this lockdown she might want to know who's been getting the extra 4 all this while. May wisdom be with you.
    ~ Robert Mugabe
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  • I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.Upload to Facebook
    I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
    ~ Woody Allen
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  • I love the lines men use to get us into bed. `Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.` What am I, a microwave?Upload to Facebook
    I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?
    ~ Beverly Mickins
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  • There is no sweeter pleasure than to surprise a man by giving him more than he hopes for.Upload to Facebook
    There is no sweeter pleasure than to surprise a man by giving him more than he hopes for.
    ~ Charles Baudelaire
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  • Lust is when you love what you see. Love is when you lust for what is inside.Upload to Facebook
    Lust is when you love what you see. Love is when you lust for what is inside.
    ~ Renee Conkle
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