No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it. |
Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles. |
For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world. |
I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees. |
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are. |
Panties are a privilege, not a right. |
Adultery is not a crime, it's an amusement. |
I like the sounds of words. Words are very enjoyable. I like words because they are... seductive. And I like words because they can contain... fantasies. |
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. |
Adultery is a most conventional way to rise above the conventional. |