The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue. |
A Turk for toughness, for hands that never tire; An Indian for her rounded bosom bursting with milk; A Persian for her tight crotch and her coquetry; An Uzbeg to thrash as a lesson for the three. |
Men have always detested women's gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared. |
My brain: it's my second favorite organ. |
That's what underwear is for, girls, so if an emergency happens you only show your cookies to the people you love. |
Will you dance for me? Let your breasts roam for a moment - I need to see how they dance. |
If we actually find advanced life on another planet I wonder whether they'll be as obsessed with their own genitals as we are. |
People always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are....all bought and paid for. |
I was dating this girl for a while, and the first time she saw me naked, she said, "Is everything a joke with you?" |
I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. |