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  • Difference between school and life: School teaches you lessons, and then gives you a test. Life gives you a test, and you learn the lessons!Upload to Facebook
    Difference between school and life: School teaches you lessons, and then gives you a test. Life gives you a test, and you learn the lessons!
  • 1998: Don't get in the car with strangers.<br/>
2008: Don't meet people from the internet alone.<br/>
2021: Share a car ride with random people!Upload to Facebook
    1998: Don't get in the car with strangers.
    2008: Don't meet people from the internet alone.
    2021: Share a car ride with random people!
  • Being alone in the toilet is a reminder that you will always be alone when sh*t happens in your life.<br/>
Be strong!Upload to Facebook
    Being alone in the toilet is a reminder that you will always be alone when sh*t happens in your life.
    Be strong!
  • Babies don't know dreams aren't real, so they must think they have some crazy adventures with you every day!Upload to Facebook
    Babies don't know dreams aren't real, so they must think they have some crazy adventures with you every day!
  • I don't think it's the age that makes us forgetful. I just think there's too much stupid crap to remember!Upload to Facebook
    I don't think it's the age that makes us forgetful. I just think there's too much stupid crap to remember!
  • If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door. He is standing right behind you!Upload to Facebook
    If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door. He is standing right behind you!
  • If there are capital letters, why aren't there capital numbers? I want to be able to yell statistics at people!Upload to Facebook
    If there are capital letters, why aren't there capital numbers? I want to be able to yell statistics at people!
  • The person who discovered coffee is indirectly responsible for a lot of other discoveries and inventions!Upload to Facebook
    The person who discovered coffee is indirectly responsible for a lot of other discoveries and inventions!
  • For procrastinators, `due date` and `do date` are synonymous!Upload to Facebook
    For procrastinators, "due date" and "do date" are synonymous!
  • Teenagers are the most insecure people you'll meet until they're in a group of 3 or more in public in which case they become menaces to society!Upload to Facebook
    Teenagers are the most insecure people you'll meet until they're in a group of 3 or more in public in which case they become menaces to society!
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