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Upload to Facebook At this point, I would feel safer if the Coronavirus held a press conference to tell us how it's going to save us from the government! -
Upload to Facebook Once we run out of doctors and nurses they might ask vets to help out.
Have you seen how they take temperatures? So stay home! -
Upload to Facebook Dear God,
Give me the strength to walk away from stupid people without slapping them! -
Upload to Facebook One of the greatest luxuries in life is the ability to sleep without setting an alarm! -
Upload to Facebook I have just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax! -
Upload to Facebook I just called the paranoia hotline.
A guy answered, "How did you get this number?!" -
Upload to Facebook I wonder if spiders compare web sizes. `Wow man, you live in a mansion` Thanks dude, I built it myself! -
Upload to Facebook Dating someone is like gathering information until you realize you don't like that person anymore! -
Upload to Facebook Schools are no longer about learning, but about passing.
Because we have made job requirements based on academic achievements but not actual skills! -
Upload to Facebook Why should we wear mask?
Yama Dharmaraj to Chitragupta: You went to the Earth, what happened?
Chitragupta: Maharaj, people are wearing masks. I couldn't recognize many of them. So, I brought only those who weren't wearing masks!
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