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  • The money and efforts you spend raising your kids are repaid to your grandchildren!Upload to Facebook
    The money and efforts you spend raising your kids are repaid to your grandchildren!
  • I got myself a seniors' GPS.<br/>
Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there!Upload to Facebook
    I got myself a seniors' GPS.
    Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there!
  • I like my coffee how I like myself:<br/>
Dark, bitter and too hot for you!Upload to Facebook
    I like my coffee how I like myself:
    Dark, bitter and too hot for you!
  • Disliking 2020 is understandable but keeping huge expectations from 2021 is foolishness!Upload to Facebook
    Disliking 2020 is understandable but keeping huge expectations from 2021 is foolishness!
  • Forgive and forget?<br/>
I am neither Jesus nor do I have Alzheimer's!Upload to Facebook
    Forgive and forget?
    I am neither Jesus nor do I have Alzheimer's!
  • It's okay to disappear until you feel like you again!Upload to Facebook
    It's okay to disappear until you feel like you again!
  • You don't miss the early 2000s, you miss being a kid.<br/>
Because the happiest stage of human lives is when their brains aren't fully developed yet!Upload to Facebook
    You don't miss the early 2000s, you miss being a kid.
    Because the happiest stage of human lives is when their brains aren't fully developed yet!
  • Probably the biggest benefit of being a goth is only having to do one type of laundry!Upload to Facebook
    Probably the biggest benefit of being a goth is only having to do one type of laundry!
  • Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance...<br/>
The 5 stages of waking up!Upload to Facebook
    Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance...
    The 5 stages of waking up!
  • I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people manage their stupidity!Upload to Facebook
    I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people manage their stupidity!
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