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Upload to Facebook When you start living alone, you begin to realize how long it really takes to use up an entire toothpaste tube! -
Upload to Facebook The voice in your head is far more fluent than the one produced by your vocal cords! -
Upload to Facebook After your mom, the only person who cares whether you have eaten something or not is an Anesthetist! -
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Upload to Facebook Sometimes, I question my sanity but my imaginary friend told me I don't need to worry about such stuff! -
Upload to Facebook Our mental health state right now is such, that Carnivorous is also being read as Coronavirus.
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Upload to Facebook If you step into the ocean, you actually raise the level of the ocean a little bit! -
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Upload to Facebook How many of us know that 5 Jews decided the fate of our life by their simple statements?
The first Jew is Moses. He said, "Law is Everything."
Then came Jesus. He said, "Love is Everything"
Then came the third Jew, Karl Marx. He said, "Capital is Everything"
Next is Sigmund Freud. He said, "Mind is Everything."
Then came Albert Einstein. You know what he said. "Everything is Relative!"
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