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  • Open the Parliament before you open schools, show us by risking yourselves how prepared you are.<br/> Our kids are not your guinea pigs!Upload to Facebook
    Open the Parliament before you open schools, show us by risking yourselves how prepared you are.
    Our kids are not your guinea pigs!
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  • The reason so many geniuses come from ancient times is that back then, they had nothing better to do than study their subject!Upload to Facebook
    The reason so many geniuses come from ancient times is that back then, they had nothing better to do than study their subject!
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  • As we get older, birthday parties are less about presents and more about presence!Upload to Facebook
    As we get older, birthday parties are less about presents and more about presence!
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  • Is stay-at-home getting you down?<br/> Just remember that the Rolling Stones used to move into recording studios for months at a time with nothing more than 10 cases of tequila, 10 cases of rum, 50 cases of Jack Daniels, 50 cases of Rebel Yell, 250 cases of white wine, 125 cases of red wine, 1,000 cartons of cigarettes, a kilo of coke, a kilo of smack, and 10 keys of weed, and come out with a hit album. You must be doing something wrong!Upload to Facebook
    Is stay-at-home getting you down?
    Just remember that the Rolling Stones used to move into recording studios for months at a time with nothing more than 10 cases of tequila, 10 cases of rum, 50 cases of Jack Daniels, 50 cases of Rebel Yell, 250 cases of white wine, 125 cases of red wine, 1,000 cartons of cigarettes, a kilo of coke, a kilo of smack, and 10 keys of weed, and come out with a hit album. You must be doing something wrong!
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  • Stupidity doesn't grow in a vacuum. It needs love and nurturing and affirmation from generations of like-minded idiots!Upload to Facebook
    Stupidity doesn't grow in a vacuum. It needs love and nurturing and affirmation from generations of like-minded idiots!
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  • The world has flipped upside down.<br/> Old folks are sneaking out and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!Upload to Facebook
    The world has flipped upside down.
    Old folks are sneaking out and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
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  • Let each one graduate to this level of positivity!<br/> A reporter was interviewing a 99 yr old man: I certainly hope I can return next year & see you reach 100.<br/> Old Man: Why not, you look healthy enough to me!Upload to Facebook
    Let each one graduate to this level of positivity!
    A reporter was interviewing a 99 yr old man: I certainly hope I can return next year & see you reach 100.
    Old Man: Why not, you look healthy enough to me!
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  • If we saw souls instead of bodies, our definition of beauty perfection and our world would be so different!Upload to Facebook
    If we saw souls instead of bodies, our definition of beauty perfection and our world would be so different!
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  • India is a country with the highest per capita opinion!Upload to Facebook
    India is a country with the highest per capita opinion!
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  • Last night, I was reading our old conversation and realized...<br/> you never messaged me, only replied to me!Upload to Facebook
    Last night, I was reading our old conversation and realized...
    you never messaged me, only replied to me!
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