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  • I don't like to brag but I've been avoiding people way before the Coronavirus!Upload to Facebook
    I don't like to brag but I've been avoiding people way before the Coronavirus!
  • People keep asking me, `Is COVID-19 really that serious?`<br/>
Listen, the casinos and churches are closed. When Heaven and Hell agree on the same thing, it's probably pretty serious.<br/>
#StayathomeUpload to Facebook
    People keep asking me, "Is COVID-19 really that serious?"
    Listen, the casinos and churches are closed. When Heaven and Hell agree on the same thing, it's probably pretty serious.
    #Stayathome
  • The secret to a happy life is to drink old scotch and date young women!Upload to Facebook
    The secret to a happy life is to drink old scotch and date young women!
  • Quarantine has turned us all into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told 'no' if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides!Upload to Facebook
    Quarantine has turned us all into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told 'no' if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides!
  • Positive is the most negative word of 2020!Upload to Facebook
    Positive is the most negative word of 2020!
  • Quarantine made me realise that I have no real hobbies besides going out to eat and spend money!Upload to Facebook
    Quarantine made me realise that I have no real hobbies besides going out to eat and spend money!
  • Now I know why dogs get so excited to go for walks!Upload to Facebook
    Now I know why dogs get so excited to go for walks!
  • We live in Space but nobody thinks about it because we're grounded on our planet!Upload to Facebook
    We live in Space but nobody thinks about it because we're grounded on our planet!
  • A lot of people must have realized that the world still goes on without them going to work!Upload to Facebook
    A lot of people must have realized that the world still goes on without them going to work!
  • Very scary:<br/>

In the morning there were 2<br/>

By afternoon there were 4<br/>

By evening there were 22<br/>

Not those affected by Corona.<br/>


But vessels in the Kitchen sink!Upload to Facebook
    Very scary:
    In the morning there were 2
    By afternoon there were 4
    By evening there were 22
    Not those affected by Corona.
    But vessels in the Kitchen sink!
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