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Upload to Facebook I have got nothing against God.
It's His fan club I can't stand! -
Upload to Facebook Sometimes I wish more people were fluent in silence! -
Upload to Facebook I do not burn bridges.
I just loosen the bolts a little bit each day! -
Upload to Facebook Some things are better left unsaid.
Which I generally realize right after I have said them! -
Upload to Facebook Mind reading would be really annoying because you would hear all the songs stuck in people's heads. -
Upload to Facebook Adulthood is waking up in the morning and looking forward to going to bed later that evening! -
Upload to Facebook If a man has a lock on his phone, has it on silent and always places it facedown: it's because he is protecting his grandma's precious recipes! -
Upload to Facebook Don't worry about what I'm doing, worry about why you are worried about what I'm doing! -
Upload to Facebook The world is getting too sensitive.
Soon I won't be able to make fun of myself without people getting offended!
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