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Upload to Facebook Human brain might be the most marvellous thing in the universe, it named itself and can also be tricked by itself even though it knows that it is getting tricked! -
Upload to Facebook Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but it dies in the process! -
Upload to Facebook It's impossible to buy a mirror that isn't used! -
Upload to Facebook A common lie I tell myself is, "I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it"! -
Upload to Facebook Bragging about how little sleep you get is like bragging about not exercising or eating unhealthily! -
Upload to Facebook The reason most of us stay up late is because we don't want our free time to end and tomorrow to start! -
Upload to Facebook I can't wait until I'm old enough to pretend I can't hear! -
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Adultery is legal but Adult sites are banned! -
Upload to Facebook The people that warn you about not believing the media got that idea from media most of the time! -
Upload to Facebook The early bird gets the worm also means that the early worm gets eaten and the greedy bird gets fed!
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