Human brain might be the most marvellous thing in the universe, it named itself and can also be tricked by itself even though it knows that it is getting tricked! |
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but it dies in the process! |
It's impossible to buy a mirror that isn't used! |
A common lie I tell myself is, "I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it"! |
Bragging about how little sleep you get is like bragging about not exercising or eating unhealthily! |
The reason most of us stay up late is because we don't want our free time to end and tomorrow to start! |
I can't wait until I'm old enough to pretend I can't hear! |
Irony: Adultery is legal but Adult sites are banned! |
The people that warn you about not believing the media got that idea from media most of the time! |
The early bird gets the worm also means that the early worm gets eaten and the greedy bird gets fed! |