Men would be a lot happier if they got access to 18 holes to play like Golfers! |
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. |
I don't get obsessed by records, I care more about winning trophies. |
Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours. |
I tend to think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth - certainly greater than sex, although sex isn't too bad either. |