Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. |
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. |
Do not regret growing elder. It's a privilege denied to many. |
Age is not important unless you're a cheese. |
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything. |
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. |
Teenagers complain that there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it. |
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work. |