Alcohol SMS

  • When it comes to bonding... Fevicol loses by a big margin to Alcohol!Upload to Facebook
    When it comes to bonding... Fevicol loses by a big margin to Alcohol!
  • Never keep cash at home.<br/>
Invest in other 'Liquid' assets!Upload to Facebook
    Never keep cash at home.
    Invest in other 'Liquid' assets!
  • Not to get technical, but according to Chemistry... Alcohol is a solution!Upload to Facebook
    Not to get technical, but according to Chemistry... Alcohol is a solution!
  • These days nobody respects age...<br/>
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Unless it is distilled and bottled!Upload to Facebook
    These days nobody respects age...
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    Unless it is distilled and bottled!
  • There was a man, he left alcohol. His liver was saved but...<br/>
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he lost his friends!Upload to Facebook
    There was a man, he left alcohol. His liver was saved but...
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    he lost his friends!
  • Just want to be rich enough to support my alcoholism with quality wine!Upload to Facebook
    Just want to be rich enough to support my alcoholism with quality wine!
  • Alcohol is not the answer.<br/>
Alcohol is the question, yes is the answer!Upload to Facebook
    Alcohol is not the answer.
    Alcohol is the question, yes is the answer!
  • Beware: Alcohol is a perfect solvent. It dissolves marriages, families and careers!Upload to Facebook
    Beware: Alcohol is a perfect solvent. It dissolves marriages, families and careers!
  • That moment when you accidently pour too much alcohol into your drink and you have to rough it out because you are not a quitter!Upload to Facebook
    That moment when you accidently pour too much alcohol into your drink and you have to rough it out because you are not a quitter!
  • I've never run a sprint, but once I ran real fast across a parking lot because the liquor store was about to close!Upload to Facebook
    I've never run a sprint, but once I ran real fast across a parking lot because the liquor store was about to close!
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