Truth of School Life: A first bench student knows the answer of every problem but the last bench student knows how to face every problem! |
Stages of Semester: 1. This time gonna score 95% 2. 75% Bhi Theek Hai 3. Attendance Hi 75% Ho Jaye 4. Bhagwaan Please Bas Iss Baar Pass Karwa Do |
Our education system prepares us more for a Quiz show than for everyday life! |
If 1 stone is enough to break a glass; 1 sentence is enough to break a heart; 1 second is enough to fall in love then... Why the hell 1 chapter is not enough to pass an exam? |
The shortest relation in life is between 'Student and Books'. They get commited couple of days before exams; And after exams - they break up! |
Bitter Truth: School doesn't test your intelligence, it tests your memory! |
School didn't teach me things like buying a house or raising a family but thank God I know that mitochondria's the powerhouse of a cell! |
Exams: The fine art of stu(dying) or "Students Dying" of stress. ~ JD Ghai |
What is a Teacher? Who teaches us how to make plain rice in class and expects from us to cook Biryani in exams! |
Truth of School Life: First bench doing job and last bench doing business. A first bench student knows the answer of every problem; But a last bench student knows how to face every problem! |