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~ Anthony HopkinsMy weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. -
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~ AnonymousIf people make you sick maybe you should try cooking them for longer! -
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~ E.W. HoweSome men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them. -
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~ Mark RussellThe scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. -
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~ Author UnknownWhen older people say, "Enjoy them while they are young." They are talking about your knees and hips not your kids! -
Upload to Facebook My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down! -
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~ E. B. WhiteEverything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car! -
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~ Henry Ward BeecherThe dog is the god of frolic. -
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~ Groucho MarxA hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running! -
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~ Prince PhilipWhen a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
