And I thought MY jokes were bad. |
If life has taught me anything it's that 95% of the people are always wrong. |
Never drink to feel better, only drink to feel even better. |
Are you out of your Vulcan mind? |
Oh yes, the past can hurt... but you can either run from it, or learn from it. |
You'll always be part of my favorite story. |
Some people can never believe in themselves, until someone believes in them. |
Memories can be painful. To forget may be a blessing! |
This isn't life, it's just stuff. And it's become more important to you than living. Well honey, that's just nuts. |
And your beard is so... twisted. |