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Upload to Facebook Everybody says 'Don't talk to strangers' but in order to make friends, you have to talk to strangers! -
Upload to Facebook The roots of gossip are in our education system.
For 5 marks, we have been repeatedly asked in school question papers:
"Who said to whom, when and why?" -
Upload to Facebook Has anyone figured out what we should be doing while people are singing happy birthday to us? -
Upload to Facebook I am not good at push-ups or sit-ups, but f**k ups! -
Upload to Facebook The Flat Earth Society is reporting that the 6-foot social distancing measures are pushing some of their members over the edge! -
Upload to Facebook Letting someone hold your phone when it's unlocked is a whole different level of trust! -
Upload to Facebook Basically everyone is:
Angry on Twitter,
Travelling on Facebook,
Joyful on SantaBanta,
Successful on LinkedIn,
Artistic on Instagram,
Jobless on WhatsApp,
And Single on Tinder! -
Upload to Facebook You spend most of your life inside your head... make it a nice place to be! -
Upload to Facebook Rich people are paid for the results of their work, but poor people are paid for their duration of work! -
Upload to Facebook Aging gracefully is an art, aging disgracefully is an absolute blast!
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