Philosophers are simply adults who never stopped questioning "why" as a child! |
Once electric cars are mainstream, someone will modify them to be really loud! |
Pro Tip: You should wash your hands even when there is not a global pandemic! |
A rooster is the most slaughtered creature. Because whoever has tried to awaken the world... has been killed! |
I hate when people confuse education with intelligence. You can have a Master's degree and still be an idiot! |
Without freedom of speech, we would never know who the idiots are! |
Parents have progressed from not believing what's online to believing all internet posts are real! |
The reason most people buy new phones is not that they want a new phone it's because they need something new to show off! |
Modern appliances are really spying on us and sending back data on our habits. It's not new... Vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years! |
Even the most spiritual beings want their Tupperware boxes back! |