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  • Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.Upload to Facebook
    Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
    ~ H. L. Mencken
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  • I would make a terrible magician... because I can't make my wife disappear.Upload to Facebook
    I would make a terrible magician... because I can't make my wife disappear.
    ~ JD Ghai
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  • The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they're right if you love to be with them all the time.Upload to Facebook
    The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they're right if you love to be with them all the time.
    ~ Julia Child
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  • A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. Upload to Facebook
    A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
    ~ Mignon McLaughlin
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  • Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.
    ~ Thornton Niven Wilder
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  • Marriage is the only actual bondage known to our law. There remain no legal slaves, except the mistress of every house.Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is the only actual bondage known to our law. There remain no legal slaves, except the mistress of every house.
    ~ John Stuart Mills
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  • You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.Upload to Facebook
    You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.
    ~ David Hasselhoff
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  • Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:<br /> 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.<br /> 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.Upload to Facebook
    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
    2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
    ~ Shaquille O`Neal
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  • 90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.Upload to Facebook
    90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
    ~ Author Unknown
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  • The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a necessity.Upload to Facebook
    The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a necessity.
    ~ Oscar Wilde
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