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Upload to Facebook The truth shall always win unless you're a husband. Then even the truth cannot save you from losing! -
Upload to Facebook Spot cleaning is great because I just pick one spot to clean and I'm done.
~ A tired housewife -
Upload to Facebook My wife just asked, "What are your plans for today?" As if she hasn't already decided those! -
Upload to Facebook My wife said, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I asked, "Where did that come from?" -
Upload to Facebook Reverse Application:
Dear Sir,
As I am suffering from the wife at 'Work from Home'. Kindly grant me two days 'Work from Office'.
Regards -
Upload to Facebook Send a man to the store to get 5 items, he returns with 4.
Send a woman to the store to get 5 items, she returns with 54!
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Upload to Facebook The most difficult language to learn is not Chinese, it's your wife's silence! -
Upload to Facebook During the first year of marriage, my wife thought I was dumb.
But after 10 years of carefully observing my behavior, now she's pretty sure about it! -
Upload to Facebook My wife's favourite outdoor sports activity is to go out of the house to bring the Amazon packages in! -
Upload to Facebook Apparently, playing dead only works with bears, not wives!
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