Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it. |
Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women like to be a man's last romance. |
When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. |
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. |
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. |
Women have simple tastes. They get pleasure out of the conversation of children in arms and men in love. |
The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist. |
There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature. |
The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys. |
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. |