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Upload to Facebook Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing! -
Upload to Facebook She asked my name and checked if I'm alone. She then made me remove my belt & shoes and take out what I have in my pants.
Man, the security staff at this airport are really strict! -
Upload to Facebook Did you hear about the mermaid who liked math?
She wore an algae bra! -
Upload to Facebook All those girls who want to know my age.
I am still young. You can call me Baby! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Maine Suna Hai Ki Zyaada Viagra Khaane Se Insaan Behra Ho Jaata Hai.
Husband: Niagra Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai Tumhein? Aur Yeh Saala Mehra Kaun Hai? -
Upload to Facebook How does motivation work in India?
'Kya Hua? Fatt Gayi Kya?' -
Upload to Facebook Mom: Beti Shaadi Ke Liye Haan Kar Do, Ladka Shareef Lagta Haii...
Passport Pe Thailand Ka Eek Bhi Thappa Nahi Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Think big.
Think positive.
Think smart.
Think beautiful.
Think great.
I know, that's a lot to think about.
So here is a shortcut... just think about me! -
Upload to Facebook To the women we love and the women we make love to.
May they never meet!
