Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing! |
She asked my name and checked if I'm alone. She then made me remove my belt & shoes and take out what I have in my pants. Man, the security staff at this airport are really strict! |
Did you hear about the mermaid who liked math? She wore an algae bra! |
All those girls who want to know my age. I am still young. You can call me Baby! |
Wife: Maine Suna Hai Ki Zyaada Viagra Khaane Se Insaan Behra Ho Jaata Hai. Husband: Niagra Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai Tumhein? Aur Yeh Saala Mehra Kaun Hai? |
How does motivation work in India? 'Kya Hua? Fatt Gayi Kya?' |
Mom: Beti Shaadi Ke Liye Haan Kar Do, Ladka Shareef Lagta Haii... Passport Pe Thailand Ka Eek Bhi Thappa Nahi Hai! |
Think big. Think positive. Think smart. Think beautiful. Think great. I know, that's a lot to think about. So here is a shortcut... just think about me! |
To the women we love and the women we make love to. May they never meet! |