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Upload to Facebook When someone touches you and you don't feel anything, it's indifference;
When someone touches you and you feel it, it's love;
When no one touches you but you still feel it, it's...
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Itching!
It's summer time, please take bath at least once daily! -
Upload to Facebook Shame on you, Girls!
The weather is getting hotter than you! -
Upload to Facebook Dear Sun God,
Please go to Settings > Display > Brightness
and lower the brightness. Please!
It really works... at least, for me! -
Upload to Facebook Dear Weather,
I am not really worried about wearing Sweater or T-shirt, my concern is whether to buy Rum or Beer.
So please clear this confusion by sticking either to cold or hot! -
Upload to Facebook Dear Winter,
I'm breaking up with you. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons; and Summer is certainlyhotter than you! -
Upload to Facebook It's an awesome weather:
Singles are waiting;
Lovers are dating;
And married are updating! -
Upload to Facebook Mat Dhoodho Mujhe Iss Duniya ki Tanhai Mein;
Thand Bahut Hai, Mein to Hunn Apni Rajai Mein! -
Upload to Facebook Twice on the lips;
Twice on the cheeks;
Twice on the forehead;
And twice on the eye lids;
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na na na - Not kiss but Cold cream... apply it everyday to keep your skin soft, smooth and moist as the winter has set in.
Happy Winters! -
Upload to Facebook Want to learn how to dance... in no time?
Go to wash room at 6:30 AM and take a cold shower.
You'll surely dance like Shakira!
Happy Winters! -
Upload to Facebook Dear Sun,
We know you're hot so please stop showing off!
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