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Upload to Facebook Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession! -
Upload to Facebook A woman at airport security check:
May I go through again?
Security Officer: But why?
Woman: I am trying to find something in my purse! -
Upload to Facebook Most women look for a man with a career, good personality, bank balance and a sense of humour...
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because 'opposites' attract! -
Upload to Facebook Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested.
Everything you say can and will be used against you! -
Upload to Facebook A woman may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided and even downright foolish... but she is never ever wrong! -
Upload to Facebook When a woman says, 'Fine, Go Ahead'!
It's a dare, not permission. Do not do it! -
Upload to Facebook Sometimes women agree with their husbands, just to see the fear, anxiety and nervous confusion on their faces! -
Upload to Facebook You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands.
For instance, if they're placed around your throat she's probably slightly upset! -
Upload to Facebook Women say that men should come with instructions... what's the point?
Have you ever seen a woman actually read the instructions? -
Upload to Facebook Hard life for women:
Men will not be nice to you if you are not good looking... and women will not be nice to you if you are!
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