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Upload to Facebook The real power of a man is in the size of the smile of the woman sitting next to him! -
Upload to Facebook You say we shouldn't go out after dark?
Why not lock men indoors after 7pm instead?
Respect Women! -
Upload to Facebook Females are simple. With them:
Yes means yes;
No means yes;
No means no;
No means maybe;
But maybe means yes;
And maybe means no! -
Upload to Facebook She doesn't say "I love you" like a normal person.
Instead, she'll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say... 'You're an idiot'.
If she tells you you're an idiot, you are a lucky man! -
Upload to Facebook Mother
Father
Brother
There's a bit of Her in everyone. If something happens to Her, it happens to everyone else, too.
So learn to respect her! -
Upload to Facebook Treat your woman with respect... because one day someone will do the same to your daughter! -
Upload to Facebook Women do not Belch
Women do not Snore, and
Women do not Fart.
Therefore:
They must Bitch, or they will Blow Up! -
Upload to Facebook 7 Stages of a Woman's life:
Infant
Baby
Miss
Young woman
Again young woman
Always young woman
Forever young woman! -
Upload to Facebook You mean to say - the rest of the days aren't
Women's Days?
Challenge accepted! -
Upload to Facebook Girls seek attention! Women seek respect!
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