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Upload to Facebook Ask a man what kind of man she wants, then sit and listen how she explains characterstics of non-living things! -
Upload to Facebook You may call a woman daughter, mother, sister or wife but never ever dare to call her an aunty! -
Upload to Facebook Today I realized that when your wife forgives you easily for your mistakes, she has better plans to take the revenge! -
Upload to Facebook Vacation is for 4 days and I need 4 outfits. But I packed 35, just to be safe.
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Upload to Facebook If two women are fighting and you want to resolve it quickly, put them in the bathroom.
Women get along very well in bathrooms! -
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If you are arguing with a woman and she says "wow"...
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Upload to Facebook Behind every angry woman there is a man, who absolutely has no idea what he did wrong! -
Upload to Facebook Females are like USB drives, you can be either right or wrong, yet it takes more than a couple of attempts to put up with them correctly! -
Upload to Facebook Elephants: We have the longest memories.
Woman: Oh really!
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