I have done some terrible things for money. . . . . . . . . Like getting up early to go to work! |
HR to Candidate: Your CV is bloated with half-truths, false praise, exaggeration and unsubstantiated accomplishments. I'd like to hire you to write our Annual Report! |
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me! |
It doesn't matter if it is a relationship, lifestyle or a job. If it doesn't make you happy let it go! |
Work is the greatest thing in the World. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow! |
Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time! |
Don't take right decisions; Take decisions and make them right! |
I love my job only when I'm on vacation! |
Big Businesses worry about the unemployed - on their payroll! |
Our office just got a new conference table. It sleeps 24! |