Politicians are like sperm, one in a million turns out to be human being. |
Every dog has his day but the nights belong to pusses. |
I'm not fat. I'm just so sexy, it overflows. |
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere... but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt? |
Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless! |
Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants! |
Virginity: A big issue over a small tissue! |
Sex is like Motor Racing, the most important rule is not to save money on best quality rubber! |
Always remember... condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. |
Life is sexually transmitted. |