I'm young at heart. Slightly older in other places. |
I was only looking at your nametag, honest! |
If someone is ignoring you, display cleavage! |
Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats. |
Ladies love ERECTIONS because they're always straight and to the point! |
Only men or married women know that it's not only the sun that rises in the morning! |
Graffiti in Men's Toilet: What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands! |
Man have more hair on chest than woman; but on whole, woman have more. |
Virginity is a big issue over a small tissue. |
Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one. |