Although COVID-19 spreads mostly via the mouth and nose, scientists now conclude that the greatest risk comes from assholes! |
The people who take politicians seriously are the same people who think the stripper likes them! |
If she starts drawing shapes around your nips after sex, just get up and leave because a stupid-ass question is coming! |
Situation Chahe Corona Ki Ho Ya Karo Na Ki... Safety Bahut Zaroori Hai! |
A plant that can save you from COVID. Plant your ass at home and don't move! |
Do you why women talk too much and men think too much? Because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads! |
A man was admitted to the hospital today with 20 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable! |
Shouldn't the money kept inside the Blouse be called 'Titicoin'! |
Whenever your wife complains that you keep missing the toilet bowl, take her outside, hand her the garden hose between her legs and see how well she manages! |
A man went to a pharmacy and asked the attendant, "Do you have Viagra for women?" Attendant: Jewellry store is across the street! |