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Upload to Facebook I hate when doctors ask questions like, "Are you sexually active?"
Depends on what you mean by 'active'. There are plenty of 'active' volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years! -
Upload to Facebook Lady to Doctor: When I was unmarried, I had 6 abortions. Now I am married but can't get pregnant.
Doctor: You are a "Wild Bird" you can't breed in a ZOO! -
Upload to Facebook A doctor had a fight with his wife.
Angry wife took revenge by eating an apple every night! -
Upload to Facebook There was a nurse in theatre who was nicknamed "Appendix".
Because every surgeon took her out! -
Upload to Facebook A gynae's job is perhaps one of the dirtiest. O'vary not... I'll spare you the details! -
Upload to Facebook A doctor was advising a couple after he performed minor surgery on the wife. "It will take you seven days to heal, so no sex for a week."
Wife: Did you hear that?
Husband: Yes, but he was talking to you! -
Upload to Facebook A lady recognises her male gynaecologist at an airport and greets him - How are you, Doctor? Did you recognise me? I am your patient.
Doctor: I am really sorry but I can't recognise my patients just from the face! -
Upload to Facebook After bypass surgery, patient to doctor: Can I have sex?
Doctor: Yes, but only with your wife. Your heart would not be able to bear any excitement! -
Upload to Facebook Old man: Ever since my heart transplant, I always think of sex, money and more sex. Have I grown young?
Doctor: No. Actually, the heart belonged to a prostitute!
